wait this isn’t about blowing your nose is it
I’m sorry, I’m dying of laughter. Mom of a teenage boy.
We as a society really need to stop romanticizing the idea of “needing” romantic partners and “not being able to live without them” because it is incredibly unhealthy and leads people to wind up in unhealthy situations of dependency or feeling dependent and not thinking to change that mindset because it seems romantic
today i was running late for school and i was sprinting down the street to make it on time and suddenly i turned to my left and my history teacher was running as well and he just screamed to me THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EXERCISED IN 18 YEARS
hi yes can we please stop shaming people who get a better grade than you but are still upset??? it’s totally fine if you’re a bit annoyed with it but some people have really high expectations of themselves and anything less than meets makes them feel reALLY BAD because their perspective of their grades is relative to their own standards and not yours and perfectionism is an actual thing people struggle with so can we sTOP telling them they’re being cocky and unreasonable please
ahh yes grandma’s in town time to pretend i’m still a straight christian female
aww yes grandma went home time to be a pansexual genderfluid atheist again
if you hide who you are in front of your family, there’s something wrong with you, not them.
can you fucking not
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart
and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to
This means you’ve always known how I was going to die.